July 18th Naked Pizza Party - photo set

26 Photos - Between the big, fat, salty pepperoni, massive 30 inch pizza, and the "sexy as fu*k" delivery guy, I'm horny and hungry now. So I stripped off all my clothing to have a Naked Pizza Party for one. Well, until my husband catches me as starts snapping these completely candid photos for you.

Bonus: Three animated GIF's

June 19th Green Toenails - dirty diary

12 Photos - A while back I purchased a new bottle of Gecko Green nail polish, but it seemed to disappear into thin air. To contuie with my true life mystery and see photos of my high arcches, pedicured toenails and ivory skin. . . continue here.

June 15th Posterior Punishment - photo set

83 Photos - In an effort to boost my immune system, I've taken the Doctor's orders seriously to get 15 minutes of unprotected sun a day. Wearing the tightest zebra print sundress I could squeeze my big butt into, and a pair of black spiky high heels, I lay out a few bath towels for a bit of erotic sunbathing.

Bonus: includes 2 animated GIF's

June 15th Posterior Punishment - video clip

My husband has disobeyed me and now he will be punished. Watch me I sit on his face and nearly smother him until he can no longer breathe. You'll even see his head bounce against the concrete patio as grind my aromatic fat ass into his nostrils.

June 15th Assclown - art gallery

Introducing Frenchy, she's a naughty assclown that deserves a long, deep, juicy kiss. So come on baby, and give her some tongue. Hours of artistic talent went into painting her, so she's making her debut to my X-rated Art Gallery.

May 26th Balloon Juice - dirty diary

7 Photos - Come read my dirty diary to find out why my panties are dripping wet and clinging to my ass like saran wrap. You can even watch as I peel them from my pale, moist skin.

May 23rd Monster Death Worm - photo set

104 Photos - Join me on an adventure to validate the legend of Monster Death Worms in the Mojave Desert. As scary as it may be, these creatures are said to be as long and as fat as a man's arm. Am I a match for 20 inches of frightening thrills? Come see!

Includes 2 bonus animations.

May 23rd Monster Death Worm - video clip

The worms are on the attack. I try to fend them off, but they shock and spit their poisonous spewage at me. Now they have me under their control, forcing me to undress. The big black worm is especially aggressive, burrowing his way into my shaved pussy.

May 5th Mexican Pot Dance - photo set

32 Photos - There had to be a way to celebrate Mexican heritage on Cinco de Mayo with more than a serving of rice and refried beans. "I know, I'll perform the Mexican Hat Dance," I said to my husband.

I didn't have a sombrero handy, so I substituted a mexican pot.

May 5th Mexican Pot Dance - video clip

Outside in our backyard, I created my own Mexican Fiesta. Watch my flesh bounce and jiggle as I perform my very own Gringo version of the Mexican Hat Dance. Maybe I should call this Cinco de Striptease?

Be sure to listen for the barking dogs. They went so crazy over my music and crazy dancing, my neighbor lady came outside to see what I was doing. She went right back in, but continued to spy from her kitchen window.

May 2nd Punching Balloons - photo set

86 Photos - A Family Game night inspires me to start a new Punching Balloon exercise craze. Which then leads to revenge and humiliation as I beat down those balloons as if it were my asshole neighbor's head.

The photos in this set are actual captures taken right from my homemade video. They are not the standard high resolution photos, like usual.

Bonus: Five naughty animations

May 1nd Punching Balloons - full length video

Watch me whale on all 4 balloons in tight clothing, panties, and fully naked. Parts are silly, while others will have you sprouting wood. Especially when I grind and bounce on top of his pathetic simulated face. There's even a messy happy ending.

Video runtime is approximately 17 minutes in length.

April 28th New Yahoo Group - yahoo groups

Hey people, after the closing of my yahoo group this week, I made a new one. It's "For ass4days members only." This group is far more interactive, allowing you to share your cock with me. Pics and video of your wife welcome too. Contests, prizes, polls, along with fetish discussions are coming very soon.

April 14th Crushed Bananas - dirty diary

18 Photos - While making homemade pecan banana bread, the recipe called for smashed bananas. Of course, I had to be different. Peeling and squashing with a fork would be so boring, so instead I crushed them with my big butt. What a sticky mess I made. . . read more.

April 12th Farts on Hubby- fart confessional

3 Photos - After eating the best homemade rack of ribs, gas started to build in my belly. But hey, what doesn't make me fart? Now my husband has to pay for insulting my stench. Wanna know what I did to get revenge? Then you have to. . . . read more.

April 2nd Pants on the Ground - dirty diary

4 Photos - Just this week we bought my husband his own personal digital camera. Now he won't put that damn thing down. He's taking naughty candid photos of my big butt like crazy. To find out why my pants are on the ground. . . read more.

April 2nd Three Stinky Amigos - fart confessional

Here's another true life confession for my fart fans. Far be it from me to give away the suspense and spoil all the fun, so I'll keep it brief. Let's just say that I ate something which caused a putrid fart storm. I've even exposed my secret on how to secretly make the female in your life gassy too. I know you want to . . . read more.

March 14th Doggy Style POV - photo set

39 Photos - Today, it's your duty to take part in a realistic sexy adventure right in our home. Through the eyes of my husband, I'll allow you to experience my juicy, pink, and tender orifices as I wrap them around your love stick.

Bonus: 2 doggy style animations

February 13th Spy Farts - photo set

20 Photos - Without my knowledge my husband hid a camcorder in our bathroom. I'm not sure what he was expecting to capture on video, but I'm certain he's not going to be happy with the results. After a long restless night of feeling ill, I awoke bloated and gassy.

February 13th Spy Farts - video clip

Spy on me like my husband intended, as I brush my teeth. My stinky video clip includes a total of 6 or more farts. One silent but deadly, one juicy and long winded, along with another that's low and bassy. You'll even witness the disgusting look upon my face, as I try to fan away the funk.

January 31st Sexy Buttless Clothing - dirty diary

6 Photos - I'm forever searching for a new way to expose my big, round, white, bubblicious butt. Click the thumbnail on your right and I'll show you six different buttless outfits. Now I need you to select your favorite, so you can dress me up. Simply leave a comment to vote.

Photos and video will be shot of me wearing the winning buttless outfit.

January 27th Cryptic Photos - dirty diary

15 Photos - Yesterday I discovered an interesting tweet on Twitter from one of my followers. It was something about cryptic hidden photos on the internet. Of course, being the geeky detective that I am, I had to research it further.

January 20th Barstool Booty - photo set

80 Photos - My husband's co-worker needed a place to temporarily store some household items. He's a sexy guy, but he's such a prude. Being the devious, dominating, housewife that I am, I concocted a plan to vent my frustrations on his barstool.

All photos are completely bottomless and include 4 bonus animations.

January 20th Barstool Booty - video clip

I treat Bruce's cushiony, leather, barstool as if it were his face! You'll see my fat ass bounce as I grind my smooth, white, flesh into that damn barstool. I get so horny fantasizing about smothering Bruce, I loose all control and masturbate, ending with a loud moaning climax.

January 13th Girl Friend Farts - fart confessional

My girl friend just announced she's coming to Vegas in a few months. I swear she has some of the longest farts on record. Come see who she is and what we have planned,

As a bonus, I left a video comment captured live from my webcam. The irony of it all, is that I left a stinky surprise. Ha ha ha!

December 20th Chocolate Yule Log - photo set

100 Photos - This Christmas I asked Santa to bring me a Chocolate Yule Log, but somehow I think he got confused! The Yule Log, that appeared on the top my list, is quite different. It's long, firm, yet it still has a soft sponge-like texture, dark sticky chocolate on the outside, with a creamy white, tasty, filling in the center.

BONUS: 4 naughty animated GIF's

December 20th Chocolate Yule Log - video clip

You can spy on me just like Santa did. See me slobber all over that that chocolate yule log, as I try to deep throat all 10 super fat inches. Then I suction that bay boy onto the tile floor, them ride it until I enjoy a moaning orgasm. Includes dirty talk all in a wide screen, 6 minute video.

December 20th Yule Log Bloopers - video clip

What's a naughty holiday video without bloopers? I've included all the silly footage and audio that ended up on the cutting room floor.

December 12th Naked Jump Rope - photo set

50 photos - I'm trying my best to workout my heart and become physically fit. Now you can spy on me in the backyard as my fat ass defies gravity while jumping rope naked. Includes closeup butt shots, belly, boobs, and exhibitionistic public nakedness.

BONUS: 3 naughty animated GIF's

December 12th Naked Jump Rope - video clip

Every pound of flesh on my curvy body bounces and jiggles as I jump rope outside while completely naked. Well, except for my athletic shoes and blue socks protecting my pretty peds. You can even hear planes overhead and my neighbor as she comes outdoors with her little barking dog.

November 29th Homeless Sunday - dirty diary

7 photos - On Black Friday, the busiest shopping day of the year, I got caught up in the shopping frenzy like so many other Americans. The bad thing is, I spent so much money that now I can't afford to pay our mortgage payment. Guess I'll be spending the rest of my homeless days in a cardboard box.

November 22th Pumpkin Pie - photo set

55 Photos - See me get naked outdoors while I praise my big, plump, pumpkin before I turn it into pie. Set includes full frontal nudity with my long pink nipples and as always, my big, round, butt. By time we're done I'll leave you hungry for my delicious humpkin pie.

BONUS: 2 naughty animated GIFs

November 22th How to Jack a Jack-o-lantern - video

This is my first ever instructional video slide show. Follow along with visuals, text, and my actual spoken directives. I'll show you how to turn a leftover pumpkin or jack-o-lantern into a naughty sex toy. By the time we're finished, I'll have jacking into that old Jack-o-lantern.

November 22nd What's that noise? - dirty diary

6 photos - While in the bathroom showering, I hear a strange noise coming from outside. Since I am home alone, I go outside to investigate.

You gotta read more about this and other naughty adventures in my dirty diary.

October 31st Living Dead Head - photo set

90 Photos - While on a shopping trip, I ate a rancid burrito that turned me into a Zombie. Unlike most living dead, who need brains to survive, I crave cock. With my zombie mind control, my husband is forced under my spell to fill my intense need to feed on his meat stick.

BONUS: 4 naughty animations

October 31st Living Dead Head - full length video

18 minutes of me staggering around the house as a Zombie until I feed on my frightened victim. He must submit himself to a forceful hand stroking until I hunger for more. With my big butt buried in his face, he must endure my rotting corpse cunt until I mount his dick. Rear views of my ass as I take it for a ride. Don't you fret, because I'm returned to the living after I gargle with the devil's mouthwash. Sperm!

October 25th Poker Player - photo set

57 Photos - Johnny is a member of my website who can't stop bragging about his poker playing skills. So I offer him an opportunity to join my husband and myself for a game. Now I've lost but don't have $500 to pay my debt. The only thing I have to offer is some ass kissing, nipple play, and a double blowjob.

October 25th Poker Player - full length video

I've just lost a poker game and have no way to repay. I weasel out of the deal by sucking them both off to completion in various positions. Please forgive the poor quality, but this took place in a poorly lit seedy hotel in Vegas. I know you'll still enjoy my first ever full length downloadable video with 23 minutes of double blowjob action.