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July 18th Naked Pizza Party - photo set
26 Photos - Between the big, fat, salty pepperoni, massive 30 inch pizza, and the "sexy as fu*k" delivery guy, I'm horny and hungry now. So I stripped off all my clothing to have a Naked Pizza Party for one. Well, until my husband catches me as starts snapping these completely candid photos for you.
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June 19th Green Toenails - dirty diary
12 Photos - A while back I purchased a new bottle of Gecko Green nail polish, but it seemed to disappear into thin air. To contuie with my true life mystery and see photos of my high arcches, pedicured toenails and ivory skin. . . continue here. |
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June 15th Posterior Punishment - photo set
83 Photos - In an effort to boost my immune system, I've taken the Doctor's orders seriously to get 15 minutes of unprotected sun a day. Wearing the tightest zebra print sundress I could squeeze my big butt into, and a pair of black spiky high heels, I lay out a few bath towels for a bit of erotic sunbathing.
Bonus: includes 2 animated GIF's |
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June 15th Posterior Punishment - video clip
My husband has disobeyed me and now he will be punished. Watch me I sit on his face and nearly smother him until he can no longer breathe. You'll even see his head bounce against the concrete patio as grind my aromatic fat ass into his nostrils. |
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June 15th Assclown - art gallery
Introducing Frenchy, she's a naughty assclown that deserves a long, deep, juicy kiss. So come on baby, and give her some tongue. Hours of artistic talent went into painting her, so she's making her debut to my X-rated Art Gallery. |
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May 26th Balloon Juice - dirty diary
7 Photos - Come read my dirty diary to find out why my panties are dripping wet and clinging to my ass like saran wrap. You can even watch as I peel them from my pale, moist skin. |
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May 23rd Monster Death Worm - photo set
104 Photos - Join me on an adventure to validate the legend of Monster Death Worms in the Mojave Desert. As scary as it may be, these creatures are said to be as long and as fat as a man's arm. Am I a match for 20 inches of frightening thrills? Come see!
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May 23rd Monster Death Worm - video clip
The worms are on the attack. I try to fend them off, but they shock and spit their poisonous spewage at me. Now they have me under their control, forcing me to undress. The big black worm is especially aggressive, burrowing his way into my shaved pussy. |
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May 5th Mexican Pot Dance - photo set
32 Photos - There had to be a way to celebrate Mexican heritage on Cinco de Mayo with more than a serving of rice and refried beans. "I know, I'll perform the Mexican Hat Dance," I said to my husband.
I didn't have a sombrero handy, so I substituted a mexican pot. |
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May 5th Mexican Pot Dance - video clip
Outside in our backyard, I created my own Mexican Fiesta. Watch my flesh bounce and jiggle as I perform my very own Gringo version of the Mexican Hat Dance. Maybe I should call this Cinco de Striptease?
Be sure to listen for the barking dogs. They went so crazy over my music and crazy dancing, my neighbor lady came outside to see what I was doing. She went right back in, but continued to spy from her kitchen window. |
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May 2nd Punching Balloons - photo set
86 Photos - A Family Game night inspires me to start a new Punching Balloon exercise craze. Which then leads to revenge and humiliation as I beat down those balloons as if it were my asshole neighbor's head.
The photos in this set are actual captures taken right from my homemade video. They are not the standard high resolution photos, like usual.
Bonus: Five naughty animations |
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May 1nd Punching Balloons - full length video
Watch me whale on all 4 balloons in tight clothing, panties, and fully naked. Parts are silly, while others will have you sprouting wood. Especially when I grind and bounce on top of his pathetic simulated face. There's even a messy happy ending.
Video runtime is approximately 17 minutes in length. |
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April 28th New Yahoo Group - yahoo groups
Hey people, after the closing of my yahoo group this week, I made a new one. It's "For ass4days members only." This group is far more interactive, allowing you to share your cock with me. Pics and video of your wife welcome too. Contests, prizes, polls, along with fetish discussions are coming very soon. |
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April 14th Crushed Bananas - dirty diary
18 Photos - While making homemade pecan banana bread, the recipe called for smashed bananas. Of course, I had to be different. Peeling and squashing with a fork would be so boring, so instead I crushed them with my big butt. What a sticky mess I made. . . read more. |
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April 12th Farts on Hubby- fart confessional
3 Photos - After eating the best homemade rack of ribs, gas started to build in my belly. But hey, what doesn't make me fart? Now my husband has to pay for insulting my stench. Wanna know what I did to get revenge? Then you have to. . . . read more. |
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April 2nd Pants on the Ground - dirty diary
4 Photos - Just this week we bought my husband his own personal digital camera. Now he won't put that damn thing down. He's taking naughty candid photos of my big butt like crazy. To find out why my pants are on the ground. . . read more. |
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April 2nd Three Stinky Amigos - fart confessional
Here's another true life confession for my fart fans. Far be it from me to give away the suspense and spoil all the fun, so I'll keep it brief. Let's just say that I ate something which caused a putrid fart storm. I've even exposed my secret on how to secretly make the female in your life gassy too. I know you want to . . . read more. |
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March 14th Doggy Style POV - photo set
39 Photos - Today, it's your duty to take part in a realistic sexy adventure right in our home. Through the eyes of my husband, I'll allow you to experience my juicy, pink, and tender orifices as I wrap them around your love stick.
Bonus: 2 doggy style animations |
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February 13th Spy Farts - photo set
20 Photos - Without my knowledge my husband hid a camcorder in our bathroom. I'm not sure what he was expecting to capture on video, but I'm certain he's not going to be happy with the results. After a long restless night of feeling ill, I awoke bloated and gassy. |
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February 13th Spy Farts - video clip
Spy on me like my husband intended, as I brush my teeth. My stinky video clip includes a total of 6 or more farts. One silent but deadly, one juicy and long winded, along with another that's low and bassy. You'll even witness the disgusting look upon my face, as I try to fan away the funk. |
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January
31st
Sexy Buttless Clothing - dirty diary
6
Photos - I'm forever searching for a new way to expose
my big, round, white, bubblicious butt. Click the thumbnail
on your right and I'll show you six different buttless outfits.
Now I need you to select your favorite, so you can dress
me up. Simply leave a comment to vote.
Photos
and video will be shot of me wearing the winning buttless
outfit.
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January
27th
Cryptic Photos - dirty diary
15
Photos - Yesterday I discovered an interesting tweet
on Twitter from one of my followers. It was something about
cryptic hidden photos on the internet. Of course, being
the geeky detective that I am, I had to research it further.
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January
20th
Barstool Booty - photo set
80
Photos - My husband's co-worker needed a place to temporarily
store some household items. He's a sexy guy, but he's such
a prude. Being the devious, dominating, housewife that I
am, I concocted a plan to vent my frustrations on his barstool.
All
photos are completely bottomless and include 4 bonus animations.
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January
20th
Barstool Booty - video clip
I
treat Bruce's cushiony, leather, barstool as if it were
his face! You'll see my fat ass bounce as I grind my smooth,
white, flesh into that damn barstool. I get so horny fantasizing
about smothering Bruce, I loose all control and masturbate,
ending with a loud moaning climax.
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January
13th
Girl Friend Farts - fart confessional
My
girl friend just announced she's coming to Vegas in a few
months. I swear she has some of the longest farts on record.
Come see who she is and what we have planned,
As
a bonus, I left a video comment captured live from my webcam.
The irony of it all, is that I left a stinky surprise. Ha
ha ha!
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December
20th
Chocolate Yule Log - photo set
100
Photos -
This
Christmas I asked Santa to bring me a Chocolate Yule Log,
but somehow I think he got confused!
The Yule Log, that appeared on the top my list, is quite
different. It's long, firm, yet it still has a soft sponge-like
texture, dark sticky chocolate on the outside, with a creamy
white, tasty, filling in the center.
BONUS:
4 naughty animated GIF's
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December
20th
Chocolate Yule Log - video clip
You
can spy on me just like Santa did. See me slobber all over
that that chocolate yule log, as I try to deep throat all
10 super fat inches. Then I suction that bay boy onto the
tile floor, them ride it until I enjoy a moaning orgasm.
Includes dirty talk all in a wide screen, 6 minute video.
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December
20th
Yule Log Bloopers - video clip
What's
a naughty holiday video without bloopers? I've included
all the silly footage and audio that ended up on the cutting
room floor.
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December
12th
Naked Jump Rope - photo set
50
photos - I'm trying my best to workout my heart and
become physically fit. Now you can spy on me in the backyard
as my fat ass defies gravity while jumping rope naked. Includes
closeup butt shots, belly, boobs, and exhibitionistic public
nakedness.
BONUS:
3 naughty animated GIF's
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December
12th
Naked Jump Rope - video clip
Every
pound of flesh on my curvy body bounces and jiggles as I
jump rope outside while completely naked. Well, except for
my athletic shoes and blue socks protecting my pretty peds.
You can even hear planes overhead and my neighbor as she
comes outdoors with her little barking dog.
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November
29th
Homeless Sunday - dirty diary
7
photos - On Black Friday, the busiest shopping day of
the year, I got caught up in the shopping frenzy like so
many other Americans. The bad thing is, I spent so much
money that now I can't afford to pay our mortgage payment.
Guess I'll be spending the rest of my homeless days in a
cardboard box.
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November
22th
Pumpkin Pie - photo set
55
Photos - See me get naked outdoors while I praise my
big, plump, pumpkin before I turn it into pie. Set includes
full frontal nudity with my long pink nipples and as always,
my big, round, butt. By time we're done I'll leave you hungry
for my delicious humpkin pie.
BONUS:
2 naughty animated GIFs
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November
22th
How to Jack a Jack-o-lantern - video
This
is my first ever instructional video slide show. Follow
along with visuals, text, and my actual spoken directives.
I'll show you how to turn a leftover pumpkin or jack-o-lantern
into a naughty sex toy. By the time we're finished, I'll
have jacking into that old Jack-o-lantern.
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November
22nd
What's that noise? - dirty diary
6
photos - While in the bathroom showering, I hear a strange
noise coming from outside. Since I am home alone, I go outside
to investigate.
You
gotta read more about this and other naughty adventures
in my dirty diary.
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October
31st
Living Dead Head - photo set
90
Photos - While on a shopping trip, I ate a rancid burrito
that turned me into a Zombie. Unlike most living dead, who
need brains to survive, I crave cock. With my zombie mind
control, my husband is forced under my spell to fill my
intense need to feed on his meat stick.
BONUS:
4 naughty animations
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October
31st
Living Dead Head - full length video
18
minutes of me staggering around the house as a Zombie until
I feed on my frightened victim. He must submit himself to
a forceful hand stroking until I hunger for more. With my
big butt buried in his face, he must endure my rotting
corpse cunt until I mount his dick. Rear views of my ass
as I take it for a ride. Don't you fret, because I'm returned
to the living after I gargle with the devil's mouthwash.
Sperm!
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October
25th
Poker Player - photo set
57
Photos - Johnny is a member of my website who can't
stop bragging about his poker playing skills. So I offer
him an opportunity to join my husband and myself for a game.
Now I've lost but don't have $500 to pay my debt. The only
thing I have to offer is some ass kissing, nipple play,
and a double blowjob.
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October
25th
Poker Player - full length video
I've
just lost a poker game and have no way to repay. I weasel
out of the deal by sucking them both off to completion in
various positions. Please forgive the poor quality, but
this took place in a poorly lit seedy hotel in Vegas. I
know you'll still enjoy my first ever full length downloadable
video with 23 minutes of double blowjob action.
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