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Hi ya Fart Sniffers!
I'm Mardi Bra, but some people also know me as the Mother of Methane. I'm a REAL big butt farting housewife. Are you turned-on by my fabulous flatulence? Or maybe you just wanna have a laff of a lifetime? Either way, I promise I never fake a fart! My gas is totally real and quite unique. When you see my sexy pink pucker and hear a blast of gas, you'll know I'm the real deal.

Pork's Revenge

I pleaded with my husband to rub my belly, but he refused and walked out of the bedroom. He's not turned on or even amused by my farts. So I get my revenge. You really gotta see what I do to his side of the bed. But shush, this is our secret. . . read more.

Barbeque Farts

I'm really gassy and methane is not safe around open flames. Includes one silent but deadly fart, one juicy butt gurgle, one tiny trapped fart, two juicy two-stage gassers and two smelly long-winded gassers. There's even a surprise.

Powerwalk Stinks

I'm dessed in some tight athletic wear as I stretch out before going for a daily power walk. Watch my ass bouce up and down as I rip some of the stinkiest farts to date. . . read more.

Towel Farts

Spy on me in the bathroom as I towel dry my ass after I've showered. Includes 6 farts total. Most are long winded and wet sounding. . . read more.

Smother Me Farts

I facesit the lawn guy. Well, he's all cool with that but he's got no idea I'm about to abuse him with my fat ass flatulence. . . read more.

Red Pantyhose Farts

I'm topless wearing nothing but a pair or red pantyhose with no painties. I rip one of the biggests and most smelly farts. Damn, I nearly gagged. . . read more.

Coffee Cup Farts

I politely offer to make coffee for my hubby. But he doesn't know is I'm really gassed up from last nights dinner. . . read more.

Cam Show Farts -1

Video captured live from a recent privte cam show. Listen to me talk about fart sniffing as I cut a few stinkers. . .read more.

Cam Show Farts - 2

More dirty talk about ass sniffing and bare ass teasing. Watch for my ass pucker baby. . . read more.

Irish Stew Farts

I've just gobbled down an entire bowl full of Irish Stew. Boy o' boy did that stuff give me 5 of the stinkiest farts ever! . . .read more.

Sleepy Farts

My husband shot this video to prove to me that every morning before I wake up, I let out some of the biggest farts ever. . . read more.

Butt Finger Farts

I've just stepped out of the shower, but I'm really gassy. Listen to what happens when I pull my finger outta my ass. . . read more.

Coming Soon - Mardi's unique "Fart Confessional"

Includes true flatulating stories and photos.

Munchie Farts

Oh my gosh, I was so gassed up today! It must have been the potato cheese soup. This was a fart storm of ten. . . read more.

Workout Farts

Watch me workout in a pair of super tight blue shorts. As I do some leg lifts I fart in my shorts. . . read more.

Makin' Cookies Farts

Join me in the kitchen as I make a batch of tastey cookies. But the smell of fresh baked cookies is over powered by my ass. . . read more.

Cum Farts

Even though my hubby's given me a good fucking before work, I'm still horny. See me orgasm and fart at the same time. . . read more.

Baby Powder Farts

I've just had a cool, refreshing shower and I'm still fully nude. Then I coat my ass with baby powder. . . read more.

Purple Satin Farts

Late last night I ate a chili cheese dog before bed and it left me real gassy this morning. . . . read more.

Close Up Farts

Totally bare assed bassy bubble farts. Four farts total. All close up so you can see my butt pucker and blow you a foul stench of hot flatulance.

Phone Farts

We're on the federal "do not call list" and not suppose to receive telephone solicitations. You won't believe what I did that solicitor. . . read more.

Mardi's sexy audio farts are downloadable to members too!

Weed Killer Gas

Watch me weed the yard in super tight shorts and high heel thongs. But I fid a way to gas those pesky weeds. . . read more.

Fireplace Farts

I relax in front of our faux fireplace. As I wriggle my barefeet at the camera I unexpectedly, I rip some loud farts. . . read more.

Bikini Bottom Farts

See me chat on yahoo while some jerk annoys the farts right out of me. Hear me swear and rip 4 different smelly farts ranging in volume.

Spandex Farts

Watch me workout in skin tight spandex pants and a thong backed leotard. One of those farts was a doosey. . . read more.

Unexpected Fart

This just proves I'm only human! While jerking hubby off, a poot escapes. . . read more.

Hula Hoop Farts

Just as I get the hula hoop over my waist, unexpectedly I let one small poot loose. But the rest scare the birds. . . read more.

Mopping Farts

While mopping the kitchen I fart twice in my tight spandex shorts for you, but that's not all. . . read more.

Farts on Fire

Full nude with high heels, watch me on the the dining room table with a candle. See what happens next. . . read more.

You can even chat with me privately about your smelliest desires.

Fuckin' Fart

While shooting a doggy style fuckin' video clip, I fart on hubby's cock. But he's not happy. . . read more.

Dildo Fart

I can't hold my farts in any longer. It just doesn't matter that we have a neighbor watching this shoot. I rip um'. . . read more.

Denim Shorts Fart

While trying on a pair of tight denim shorts I cut a few farts. But the one at the end was a gasser . . . read more.

Bedtime Farts

It's night time and I get into bed fully naked. Read more about my bare butt farts.

Wooden Stool Farts

What the hell else can I say, but I farted on a wodden stool . . . read more.

Xmas Farts

While decorating the Xmas Tree I cut loose in my tight red pants. . . read more.

Lundry Farts

As usual I'm doing chores. This time it's the laundry and I let a few large farts loose in my tight pants. . . read more.

Bathroom Fart

Shane thought he'd be funny and catch me on video in the bathroom. As you can hear, I'm not amused . . . read more.

Each video clip contains multiple farts. Poot, pffft, toot, errrp!
Noxious Nightmare

Holy crap, what I did in my sleep was simply horrifying. Let's just say it was a flatulant nightmare. . . read more.

Dishes Fart

Spy on me as I wash the dishes and talk to my hubby about last nights dinner. Apparently the steamed cauliflower got the best of me. . . read more.

Fart in the Wind

Wearing a tight tank top and extreme short shorts I blast a few farts in the breeze. . . read more.

Online Chat Fart

I'm at my computer desk chatting with my biggest fart fan . . . read more about the stank.

Pantyhose Fart

I get home from shopping at the mall, undress down to my cream colored pantyhose. . . read more to find out what happens next.

Yoga Ball Fart
I fart for you

This is my yoga workout. Watch my ass as a dance, bounce and fart in my exercize pants. . . read more.

Iron Bored Fart
Fabulous Flatulance

Yeah, I'm bored and pissed cause I'm stuck home ironing. Read more about the stink.

Lace Thong Fart
Mother of Methane

Today, I tease you with my plump butt in my new lacey thong. These are real stinkers, come read more about it.

REAL Fart Clip 3
Gassy Mama

Dressed in tight form fitting grey pants, red and white men's style brief panties and high heels. Read more about these massive farts.

REAL Fart Clip 4
Stink O' Rama

I come home from the store and tell you about the guy that catches me farting in line. . . read more.

Mardi Bra's Close-Up FART photos!
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Cum see 15 ulta close-up photos of my pink pucker as I rip an assload of stench. There's even a few moist farts too.

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