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Pork's Revenge
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I
pleaded with my husband to rub my belly, but he refused and
walked out of the bedroom. He's not turned on or even amused
by my farts. So I get my revenge. You really gotta see what
I do to his side of the bed. But shush, this is our secret.
. . read more.
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Barbeque
Farts
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I'm
really gassy and methane is not safe around open flames. Includes
one silent but deadly fart, one juicy butt gurgle, one tiny
trapped fart, two juicy two-stage gassers and two smelly long-winded
gassers. There's even a surprise.
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Powerwalk
Stinks
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I'm
dessed in some tight athletic wear as I stretch out before
going for a daily power walk. Watch my ass bouce up and down
as I rip some of the stinkiest farts to date. . . read
more.
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Towel
Farts
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Spy
on me in the bathroom as I towel dry my ass after I've showered.
Includes 6 farts total. Most are long winded and wet sounding.
. . read more.
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Smother
Me Farts
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I
facesit the lawn guy. Well, he's all cool with that but he's
got no idea I'm about to abuse him with my fat ass flatulence.
. . read more.
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Red
Pantyhose Farts
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I'm
topless wearing nothing but a pair or red pantyhose with no
painties. I rip one of the biggests and most smelly farts.
Damn, I nearly gagged. . . read more.
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Coffee
Cup Farts
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I
politely offer to make coffee for my hubby. But he doesn't
know is I'm really gassed up from last nights dinner. . .
read more.
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Cam
Show Farts -1
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Video
captured live from a recent privte cam show. Listen to me
talk about fart sniffing as I cut a few stinkers. . .read
more.
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Cam
Show Farts - 2
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More
dirty talk about ass sniffing and bare ass teasing. Watch
for my ass pucker baby. . . read more.
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Irish
Stew Farts
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I've
just gobbled down an entire bowl full of Irish Stew. Boy o'
boy did that stuff give me 5 of the stinkiest farts ever!
. . .read more.
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Sleepy
Farts
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My husband shot this video to prove to me that every morning
before I wake up, I let out some of the biggest farts ever.
. . read more.
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Butt
Finger Farts
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I've
just stepped out of the shower, but I'm really gassy.
Listen to what happens when I pull my finger outta my ass.
. . read more.
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Coming
Soon - Mardi's unique "Fart Confessional"
Includes true flatulating stories and photos.
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Oh
my gosh, I was so gassed up today! It must have been the potato
cheese soup. This was a fart storm of ten. . . read
more.
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Workout
Farts
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Watch
me workout in a pair of super tight blue shorts. As I do some
leg lifts I fart in my shorts. . . read
more.
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Makin'
Cookies Farts
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Join
me in the kitchen as I make a batch of tastey cookies. But
the smell of fresh baked cookies is over powered by my ass.
. . read more.
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Cum
Farts
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Even
though my hubby's given me a good fucking before work, I'm
still horny. See me orgasm and fart at the same time. . .
read more.
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Baby
Powder Farts
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I've
just had a cool, refreshing shower and I'm still fully nude.
Then I coat my ass with baby powder. . . read
more.
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Purple
Satin Farts
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Late
last night I ate a chili cheese dog before bed and it left
me real gassy this morning. . . . read
more.
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Close
Up Farts
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Totally
bare assed bassy bubble farts. Four farts total. All close
up so you can see my butt pucker and blow you a foul stench
of hot flatulance.
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Phone
Farts
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We're
on the federal "do not call list" and not suppose
to receive telephone solicitations. You won't believe what
I did that solicitor. . . read more.
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Mardi's
sexy audio farts are downloadable to members too!
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Weed
Killer Gas
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Watch
me weed the yard in super tight shorts and high heel thongs.
But I fid a way to gas those pesky weeds. . . read
more.
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Fireplace
Farts
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I
relax in front of our faux fireplace. As I wriggle my barefeet
at the camera I unexpectedly, I rip some
loud farts. . . read more.
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Bikini
Bottom Farts
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See
me chat on yahoo while some jerk annoys the farts right out
of me. Hear me swear and rip 4 different smelly farts ranging
in volume.
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Spandex
Farts
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Watch
me workout in skin tight spandex pants and a thong backed
leotard. One of those farts was a doosey. . . read
more.
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Unexpected
Fart
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This
just proves I'm only human! While jerking hubby off, a poot
escapes. . . read more.
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Hula
Hoop Farts
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Just
as I get the hula hoop over my waist, unexpectedly I let one
small poot loose. But the rest scare the birds. . . read
more.
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Mopping
Farts
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While
mopping the kitchen I fart twice in my tight spandex shorts
for you, but that's not all. . . read
more.
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Farts
on Fire
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Full
nude with high heels, watch me on the the dining room table
with a candle. See what happens next. . . read
more.
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You
can even chat with me privately about your smelliest desires.
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Fuckin'
Fart
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While
shooting a doggy style fuckin' video clip, I fart on hubby's
cock. But he's not happy. . . read
more.
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Dildo
Fart
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I
can't hold my farts in any longer. It just doesn't matter
that we have a neighbor watching this shoot. I rip um'. .
. read more.
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Denim
Shorts Fart
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While trying on a pair of tight denim shorts I cut a few
farts. But the one at the end was a gasser . . . read
more.
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Bedtime
Farts
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It's
night time and I get into bed fully naked. Read
more about my bare butt farts.
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Wooden
Stool Farts
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What
the hell else can I say, but I farted on a wodden stool .
. . read more.
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Xmas
Farts
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While
decorating the Xmas Tree I cut loose in my tight red pants.
. . read more.
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Lundry
Farts
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As
usual I'm doing chores. This time it's the laundry and I let
a few large farts loose in my tight pants. . . read
more.
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Bathroom
Fart
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Shane
thought he'd be funny and catch me on video in the bathroom.
As you can hear, I'm not amused . . . read
more.
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Each
video clip contains multiple farts. Poot, pffft, toot, errrp!
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Noxious
Nightmare
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Holy
crap, what I did in my sleep was simply horrifying. Let's
just say it was a flatulant nightmare. . . read
more.
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Dishes
Fart
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Spy
on me as I wash the dishes and talk to my hubby about last
nights dinner. Apparently the steamed cauliflower got the
best of me. . . read more.
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Fart
in the Wind
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Wearing
a tight tank top and extreme short shorts I blast a few farts
in the breeze. . . read more.
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Online
Chat Fart
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I'm
at my computer desk chatting with my biggest fart fan . .
. read more about the stank.
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Pantyhose
Fart
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I
get home from shopping at the mall, undress down to my cream
colored pantyhose. . . read more
to find out what happens next.
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Yoga
Ball Fart
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This
is my yoga workout. Watch my ass as a dance, bounce and fart
in my exercize pants. . . read more.
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Iron
Bored Fart
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Yeah,
I'm bored and pissed cause I'm stuck home ironing. Read
more about the stink.
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Lace
Thong Fart
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Today,
I tease you with my plump butt in my new lacey thong. These
are real stinkers, come read more
about it.
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REAL
Fart Clip 3
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Dressed
in tight form fitting grey pants, red and white men's style
brief panties and high heels. Read
more about these massive farts.
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REAL
Fart Clip 4
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I come home from the store and tell you about the guy that
catches me farting in line. . . read
more.
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Mardi
Bra's Close-Up FART photos!
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Cum
see 15 ulta close-up photos of my pink pucker as I rip
an assload of stench. There's even a few moist farts too.
Fart
Suggestions
Wanted - Want
to see a specialized, solo, fart not show here? Please remeber,
this means FARTS only. Don't ask me for brown or golden
showers... I won't go there.
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